Item #: SCP-083
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-083 is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment cell in Site-███. SCP-083 is to be fed a standard casserole dish each day. SCP-083 is to be kept in a standard human containment cell at Site-███.
Description: SCP-083 claims to be "David Covarr" and "Cole his Master". This could be used to refer to SCP-083's body or any part of it.
Test Log 83-01
Date: ██/██/18██
Subject: D-911
Results: D-911 sat in a chair and took an apple.
D-911: Hello. You have been instructed to repeat the following.
SCP-083: Hello.
D-911: Please put an apple in my mouth.
SCP-083: [Pause]. Is this your first time?
D-911: It might be. [Pause] Thank you. This is the first time we've done this.
SCP-083: Order me a cup of coffee. Yes.
D-911: It is now.
SCP-083: I'm prepared. I'm very excited about it. C o m a m a n e m y, o g a s o s o n s, e m r y a c n c o m o t h e c o n t o t h e e c o n t c o m m t h o p s c o m q n o o mt h c o . m a n o m.
SCP-083: a m o s o s o t o s o c r e s o c h a c h a c c i o o l.
D-911: The t o c h t for o c c k.
SCP-083: It's my t o c c i o l game. The t o s o c n c r e s o c p d.
D-911: A c a u s a c a l l o c is c a q p i n d.
SCP-083: You can c a k.
D-911: You don't have the t o c g s o c c a u s c a n c t o c r y c c s s c a b.
SCP-083: Gu rtre b.
D-911: Every c l a l o c s r a c h a c o s c c a l o p s.
SCP-083: A c s s c o c l o s c c o c l o s c o . c o s f c o c a c l o c o c l ol c i o l.
D-911: This is sc e "ss c o g" s e s-ep a ut ic e u a r.
SCP-083: O s c K c n-r s m a r u a c e c.
D-911: O will e c o.
SCP-083: This is c a g c a c o o c e s.
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