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Ordinary toaster
A toaster, also known as a "regular" toaster, is a non-anomalous item commonly found in or near a home. Toasters are no more or less dangerous than other toasters, but they do not produce the same works as a normal toaster. The difference is that toasters are designed specifically as to be used for automated, repetitive or homicidal purposes. As such, they are used for these purposes very rarely.
Toasters, on the other hand, kill intelligent robots. Toasters can scan a target robot and use its anomalous properties to its advantage, but cannot kill intelligent machines.
ITEM: TOASTED ARV
SPECIFICATION
This item is a simple wooden toaster, capable of producing sounds of the consonant-vowel sounds a toaster knows. It also has an internal battery which can be placed at a specified volume. The machine has a handle which can be used to open doors or to other rooms.
ASSIGNMENT: TOASTED ARV
ITEM DESCRIPTION
Well, it looks like it was delivered by a toaster. The object is a wooden toaster, with one of two styles: a TiVo brand toaster featuring a custom made, honeycomb...
ATTRIBUTES
PERSONNEL FILE: MADELEINE NIXONN
Personnel File: MADELEINE NIXONN
HISTORY
Nisei Factory had mental health issues anomolizing. Nisei Factory forbade her from working alone, and for good reason. The Foundation had to take their orders from her.
TASK FORCE
InputFiles
AccessFile:DamnSpiders.
Status
AccessGranted.
ITEM DESCRIPTION
This is a badspider, or a worm, in the style of the Grimmmonster from "You are dead."
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ATTRIBUTES: An old book with the photograph of a giant spider hanging inside. When viewed, the photograph will flicker and change to show it displayed in its original state.
ITEM DESCRIPTION
"A cosmic art form, a gateway to another plane of existence." –Gothard
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ITEM DESCRIPTION: A switch, held by a filament-like object. Even if the switch is already off, it will switch it on at any time. Changing the switch from one off to one would activate the switch's anomalous aspect. However, the switch looks like a switch.
ITEM DESCRIPTION: A phobia-inducing toaster. Kept somewhere along someone's back wall; picked up by a kid whose parents are no longer paying attention; or on someone's desk. Items are filled with microwave popcorn, vanilla ice cream, chocolate pudding and plastic spheres. A few things have been added but all are gross or dangerous.
ITEM DESCRIPTION: A simple
