Item #: SCP-326
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Research remains to be suspended, containing of the items is under strict review by the SCP Foundation.
Description: SCP-326 is a series of three letters, written in three languages, sent from the house of Agent Milton December (See Document 313 for more information). Similar letters were found to contain the following contents:
Dear Agent Milton,
I have just received a letter from my wife and children. They have sent me a letter to my sister, and will be returning it soon. They are asking for my help rebuilding the house, which they have been attempting to do since my return. I am leaving immediately. I do not intend to return for as long as possible.
I have attached this letter with all of the scanned pages of SCP-326. The items in this letter are at least three dozen and likely more, as if the companies that sent them to the Foundation to try and make money off of them. Those that possessed the letters included the following:
Your generosity long ago, and I think it is the only thing left to do.
Have you any idea how great I am for my contribution?
Rory
The items in this letter consist of the following items:
SCP-326-1
Notmuch
SCP-326-2
Don't Wear That Hat
SCP-326-3
You Don't Remember Me
SCP-326-4
The Sign
SCP-326-5
I Thought You Died Alone
SCP-326-6
Heretic
SCP-326-7
K&R: "Camp Flash" was a Foundation-funded charity that anecdotally caused a large number of patients to become psychotic. ███████ ████████ (aka SCP-███, an SCP-███ object) became marooned in Louisiana, and Congress removed the facility's residence off of the rural outskirts.
SCP-326-8
The Brown Pope
SCP-326-9
Datapad
SCP-326-10
Boots
SCP-326-11
Reflectors
SCP-326-12
My Brother the Worm
SCP-326-13
Birthday
SCP-326-14
The Cigarette
SCP-326-15
Terminal Velocity
SCP-326-16
German
SCP-326-17
Missing Pieces
SCP-326-18
Mother in the Woods
SCP-326-19
A New Age of Magic (aka SCP-326-20)
SCP-326-20
I Don't Get It, I Functioned Before
SCP-326-19-J
SCP-326-20
SCP-326-21
No More
SCP-326-22
The Search for Spock
SCP-326-23
The Killing Fields of North Korea
SCP-326-24
The Long Goodbye
SCP-326-25
Article 118 of the Comprehensive Concordance
SCP-326-26
The Rise and Fall of Frederick Douglass
SCP-326-27
He Who Cheats (aka SCP-326-28)
SCP-326-29
The Man in Orange
SCP-326-30
A Movie About Comrade Stalin
SCP-326-31
The Appears, the Naught
Dr. Wondertainment's New 'Toys' Set!
SCP-326-32
The Christmas Tree That Ate Christmas Trees
Searching for Nemo After the Storm
Mundane - Series 3
A Dilapidated Workbench
SCP-326-33
Is It A Mountain, or is It A Bridge?
SCP-326-34
The Mystery of Edwin Drood's Roach
SCP-326-35
SCP-326-36
The Splatskinner
SCP-326-37
Portlands Derby Teams
SCP-326-38
SCP-326-39
SCP-326-40
SCP-326-41
SCP-326-42
Standard Civilian Cosplay
SCP-326-43
SCP-326-44
SCP-326-45
Eventide Music Video
The Doctor's Dilemma
SCP-326-46
SCP-326-47
SCP-326-48
SCP-326-49
SCP-326-50
SCP-326-51
SCP-326-52
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