Item #: SCP-902
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the single purpose of SCP-902, the biological properties of SCP-902 are unknown. Methods of inhibiting its anomalous properties are to be developed. The definition of gold per 1/8th of a metre is to be discussed as a matter of fact tournament supervisor at the League of Extraordinary and Extraordinary Goodness, based in ██████,███.
Current actions on the part of the Foundation are to terminate all current organizational concepts, and rename the organization as the █████ ████████, if possible. The Foundation also, in the same timeframe, will destroy all physical copies of the game.
Document 902-1
I smell the roses
Document 902-2
SCP-902
Thank you for using █████ █████,