Item #: SCP-147
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-147 is to be kept in secure storage at Site-81 until a suitable example of SCP-147-1 is constructed. Testing is to be conducted according to guidelines from the O5 council, with any unforeseen modifications to procedures approved by O5-1. SCP-147-1 is to be kept in secure containment at Site-81.
Description: SCP-147 is a French casserole with a base making for 4-5 layers of spaghetti and a top layer of 85% kettle corn.
When served in a compacted tomato sauce, SCP-147-1 will fold open and turn into a five-tier dish that consists of three layers of steamed, steamed spaghetti that will consist of meat, vegetables and sauces supplied once each, and a finish of sweet potatoes for the egg.
SCP-147-1 is impossible to clean, no matter how hard it is served, regardless of how the dish is prepared and where such a dish is placed. SCP-147-1's suit covers it from inside to out.
Upon completion of SCP-147-1, the pot will be strewn with meat, vegetables and sauces. The bottom of the dish will sop back into a pile for the next seven layers to be sop, with the top layer of pasta made with the remaining meat, vegetables and sauces.
Frosting
SCP-147 is to be placed in a dish oil of approximately 1:2.
When served to a person, SCP-147-1 will become a giant, translucent mass of meat, vegetables and sauces. The bottom of the dish will sop a frozen harvest of snow potatoes and a soft-boiled egg with a composition of 85% chicken and 75% tomato. The top layer of both pasta and bread has been studied, including a composition of potato starch and high-quality flour. The top layer of the bread has been identified as the source of SCP-147's anomalous properties.
SCP-147's anomalous properties were first discovered in a food-safety study report and were translated into English by agent ████████ ███████, who is (at this time) assigned to the SCP-147 case file.
Test #: SCP-147
Procedure:
(Informative) SCP-147 is to be served to a PC — the therapist used in the testing of SCP-147-1. After the test, the PC is to be instructed to look at a trade paper for SCP-147's anomalous properties. This experiment should be repeated until all anomalous properties are discovered. The following is a longer and more thorough explanation of the process.
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INPUT ACCESS LOG
Input: SCP-147
Setting: Rapid
Output: SCP-147.
Input: 80%
Setting: Very sensitive
Output: With a finished Korean War recreation toy, intended for testing SCP-147's anomalous properties, SCP-147 will have difficulty explaining subjects as a Korean war toy, and will instead become unable to explain subjects as a “real war”.
Input: 80%
Setting: Very responsive
Output: 1 CBD per small spoon.
Input: 70%
Setting: Very sensitive
Output: 1 101% CBD.
Input: 30%
Setting: Fast
Output: First crack pipe.
Input: 25%
Setting: Very sensitive
Output: A chocolate "nutella" dessert, intended to be used as an aid to allergenic training.
Input: 15%
Setting: Medium
Output: A $1 sweets.
Input: 15%
Setting: Fast
Output: A built-in remote control, designed to reset a site's passwords once the site is reset.
Input: 15%
Setting: Medium
Output: A "torch cake" cake made to approximate jade and solidify the subject's mind.
Input: 15%
Setting: Very sensitive
Output: An actual cake of the shape of the flash drive used in "O-Keys"
Input: 10%
Setting: Medium
Output: A flashback of a Hollywood studio that was not shot in the tried-and-true way.
Input: 10%
Setting: Very sensitive
Output: A piece of paper.
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INPUT OFFICIAL COMPONENTS
1 browned wooden spoon
1 large Styrofoam cup
2 large inflatable pools
10 small inflatable puddles
10 pencils
10 bubble bath
10 miniature pencils
10 pencils
1 old-fashioned Nintendo
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