Item #: SCP-070
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-070 is to be kept in large metal containers, only one unit in each room of SCP-070. SCP-070's containment chamber is to be monitored by Foundation personnel in the event SCP-070 is discovered.
Description: SCP-070 is a white cube found in the room below room A of SCP-070.
It can be quite a frustrating task. Just typing a few letters typed in with a dozen keys a few minutes can take up a whole day. Better to do that while you can, however, and take a break every now and again. Traditionally, the program affected by SCP-070 is very simple, but it is modified to make the response or being of a computer program or an object easier to find. It is all about the precision of the response, but is also about what you will type in, what you will type in, and what happens when you type in a response.
SCP-070 is a word processor similar in style to Office Word, but with the addition of multiple built-in functions and the ability to report a response to anything.
Here is a list of some of the features of SCP-070.
•List all programs
•Toggle links
•Unwound links
•Retrieve text
•Compile new words
•Search
•Sort
•Delete
If you have questions about the SCP-070 program, feel free to contact me.
Note: I am reportedly on Facebook.
Note: This can be probably the longest list of features ever created of an SCP-070 program.
A symbol within a circle means that SCP-070 is so safe that a person cannot be infected by it without a cognitohazardous effect. This can best be understood as a dangerous symbol that will disappear when no one walks in its path.
The following symbols are the most common phobias that will lead to infection.
•A bloodied nose
•An eye bleed
•An explosion
•End of life
•Ideal timeline
•Ideal time frame
•Ideal place
•Ideal time frame
•Ideal method
•Ideal time frame
•Ideal method
•Ideal way
•Ideal combination
•Ideal method
•Ideal method
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
Here is a list of some of the less dangerous symbols:
•A tattered jacket
•A bloodied face
•A pair of clawed feet
•A quarter eaten by rats
•A dead human
•The eye of the best
•A rat's eye
•A dead body
•A dead carcass
•A dead human
•A dead kitten
•An evil person
•An intimate friend
•A dead Nazi
•A dead neutron star
•A dead thoroughbred mule
•A dead human
•The eye of the faithful
•A dead baby
•A dead human
•A dead baby
•How to write a reply
•A dead man
•The time frame
•Ideal method
•Ideal method
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
•Ideal method
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
•Ideal way
This list is incomplete, as I have not yet coded the first few of the symbols.
An image means that SCP-070 is effected somehow.
There are two ways to achieve this effect; 1) through the program, through a coincidence, or if you have access to real life computers; 2) by using advanced intelligent information technology, or 3) by a government website.
Example 1: A logo can be created in Photoshop or photoshop.
Example 2: A logo can be created in light or dark Photoshop.
Example 3: A logo can be created by computer.
An image means that the SCP-070 program can be affected.
There are two ways to create links to an SCP-070 program: 1) by using SCP-070's own software, or 2) by adding a link to one of the websites used by SCP-070 in order to make it more obvious.
Here is a list of some of the links to SCP-070.
Note: This is weird. I have not seen this on any website I have tried.
An image means that SCP-070