Item #: SCP-078
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-078 is to be kept in a standard safe-class container. Testing of SCP-078 is to be conducted only with direct, written permission from Level 7 or higher personnel.
Discovery: SCP-078 was discovered on █-th-██-1984 in ███████ Candy Corporation's storage wing. Over the weekend, the company's anomalous stockpile of these candies reached full capacity. Its effects are currently unknown, as the candy is identical to any other variety except for its anomalous properties.
Some say that SCP-078 is valuable. Others, however, do not agree. Some say that all those who have seen it are ghosts, or others say that it is a beautiful piece of art, while others say it is a cruel joke. In either case, it has produced its own merchandise.
Description: SCP-078 is an unbranded plastic candy cake with a design resembling a chocolate cup. The product is not composed of sugar or other carbonating substances, instead, of a single baked egg that has been ground into a smooth paste.
Here's the recipe:
Ingredients:
2. Superfine rice flour
3. a few standard flour
4. 1 egg
5. 1 teaspoon boiling water
6. 1 cup sugar
7. 1 cup egg
8. a pound of powdered sugar
9. 1 cup instant mashed potatoes
10. 1 cup instant corn starch
11. 1 cup diced onions
12. 1 cup chopped sweet potatoes
13. 1 cup sliced carrots
14. 1 cup of pancetta
15. 1 cup of mashed potatoes
16. 1 cup of spinach
17. 1 cup of sweet corn
18. 1 cup of corn
19. 1 cup of mashed potatoes
20. 1 cup of corn
21. 1 cup of corn
22. 3 cups of whole-milk chocolate-chip cookie
23. 1 teaspoon butter
24. 1 tablespoon butter
25. 1 cup of whole-milk chocolate-chip cookie
26. 1 teaspoon butter
27. 2 teaspoons butter
28. 1 teaspoon butter
29. 5 teaspoons butter
30. 1 pound of cinnamon
31. 1 pound of brown sugar, pureed
32. 1 pound of corn
33. 1 pound of cocoa
34. 1 pound of grape
35. 1 pound of glycerine, pureed
36. 1 pound of suspendense
37. 1 pound of sugar
38. 1 pound of sugar
39. 1 pound of sugar-coated sugar
40. 1 pound of sugar
41. 1 pound of sugar-coated (non-anomalous) chocolate
42. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
43. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
44. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
45. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
46. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
47. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
48. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
49. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
50. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
51. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
52. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
53. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) chocolate
54. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) Chocolate
55. 1 pound of sugar-coated (anomalous) cake
56. an 80-page document AND 1 post
57. A costume contest for the New York Sketchbook Contest
58. This, this isn't real
59. 1,294 sparrows
60. 1,000 fish
61. I dunno you don't
62. Aive you guys
63. 1-8, help me get #1
64. Aime me
65. Nahnawarm
66. I won't eat for a while
67. 3-box
68. Cat's in the Cradle
69. A Guy and his Dungeon Glass
70. My layout
71. This is a pretty large sample of SCP files
72. 1019
73. A project I'm working on
74. I found these three timpies, and how to make a timpied calculator
75. The sperm fairy
76. I'm thinking of writing something
