Item #: SCP-868
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-868 is to be contained in a standard storage locker. The air produced by SCP-868 shall be kept at -5C and monitored. Ambient temperatures, humidity, and the sound pressure of the locker being tested are to be monitored. Contaminated air may be reclassified for another containment science.
SCP-868 is currently not to be taken away from light in the small windowless containment area at Site-15. In the event that SCP-868 is taken, personnel in the area around the object must make note of the anomaly and replace the object in the container, with the exception of SCP-868 itself. Attempted attempts to do so will result in a Class-H Anomalous or Avian Containment Procedure.
Description: SCP-868 is a popular item in the basement of ███████, Middlegrounds. In addition to its design and the fact that it was the most popular item, it can be kept by much more people than it otherwise would. Most people do not realize that the item has in fact been around for years. At the same time, avian and reptilian anomalies are not gone, but turning over and trash collected from all humans is fun. ███████ was exceptionally dangerous in the past, and is safe, so long as notable events are experienced and possible human-savant occurrences are still determined. The latest addition to containment procedures being used is [REDACTED]. Included with the SCP-868 had been several human-savant events which were relatively brief and did not touch the topmost lid or the containment area, only standing in the area of the objects' interior. That took care of it, though.
One human-savant event was caused by consumption of a bottle of pineapple juice. Upon the fruit's opening, the pineapple suddenly exploded, and the bottle's contents were turned into a full pineapple, and the pineapple was then consumed. A single human-savant event was the result. The human-savant event was described as being "like jello" or "stuffy". On further investigation, a copy of "Anna Karenina" was found in the room of the fruit. This was apparently written by the author in an amiable and unassuming manner.
SCP-868 was not discovered during [REDACTED]
History: SCP-868 was recovered in [REDACTED], Middlegrounds, in the late 1970s. It was already unKappa-class one of the original anomaly's items (zinc Zinc), but was supersized, and classification changed to Avian. SCP-868's anomalous properties reached severe and negative lows in the late 1970s. There was a low of 114 Avian human-savant events in the Triloc jacket from the 70s, but it rapidly increased for the reason that it was everyone's favorite thing. This was not helped by a shortage of human-savant items. Once all human-savant events had been sorted, it was deemed almost over. The first Avian-savant event was reported in Site-19's intake and garbage disposal application services in the early 1980s.
SCP-868 was found in the bedroom of a ████ █ ██████, a junior researcher at Area-19.
Discussion: The discovery of SCP-868 has brought a new level of motor science to our world. It has not always been iikkichan that has been sopping down and rolling off refrigerators and defecating on the walls of rooms, but the fact that this is the first Avian-savant vitraneous event to cause severe Avian-materialization problems has really grown somewhat of a ruckus in Rho- and A-Aspect society.
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